Sunday, December 7, 2008

Duke part 8

hey greg paulus,

way to not even be able to beat michigan... looks like the melt-down started early this year. not even kyle singler could prevent this one.

two quick comments about previous emails...i was in philly all weekend and had not access to email, but laughed harder than i have in awhile at the jim nantz/bob costas comparison to saw IV/saw V. i obviously have not seen either one, but im guessing they both sucked. i did also appreciate the fact that you were willing to apolgize to the "yahoo" directors however. second, i think i am going to base my doctoral practice on huntind down mcroberts/randolph children and onyl serving these kids. its a niche market, i know. but it will bequite fulfilling. and if i do a good enough job, i will be able to meet the dads, slap them in the face and say "you're an idiot for leaving duke. bet you regret that one now...dumbass" and then ask them for a $150 check for helping their kids out. what do you think their professions will be in 10 years? 6'10" awkward white guy. hmm...i think mcroberts will be a shoe salesman at macy's, randolph will be an archivist at a small liberal arts college. your thoughts?


are you still coming to boston next weekend? i miss you, i want you to.

love,
nate james

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