Yo Keith Tannenbaum,we still have not discussed the fact that sean avery has been suspended 6 games (originally indefinitely) by the NHL for calling out dudes on taking his sloppy seconds. MAINLY, the ultimate girl next door, elisha cuthbert. is the fucking ridiculous or what? what he said was: a)fucking funny 2)true c)still funny/i'm still laughing IV)still true? (i guess that was really only two points, but i wanted to be able to use roman numerals, so deal) This man should not be punished, he should be revered. he's banged hot chicks left and right, kicked them to the curb, made fun of them publicly, and then gone out and gotten laid by other chicks. oh, and he's into women's fashion and interned vogue last off-season, so he might even be a gay and he slays chicks every night. this isn't the dalai lama we are talking about, this is a pro athlete. isn't he just saying what so many other dudes want to? i think it's outrageous. I am going to start following the NHL again, just so I can cheer on Sean Avery. I'm even going to go order a Sean Avery jersey right now. Here's another thing he's done and gotten in trouble for...screening Martin Brodeur by waving his hand in Brodeur's face, like a five year old would do in a game of dodgeball...FUCKING AWESOME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_2oKWe2Gw). sports are supposed to be entertaining and he is completely entertaining. He's not calling out his teammates for playing poorly (like T.O. would), he is just saying humorous shit that your average 25 year old would say/want to hear. And it didn't even happen on the ice. No one who knows what "sloppy seconds" means would be offended by it. And anyone who would be offended (read: Ed Hurley, your average priest, Gary Bettman) has no idea what it means anyways, so who gives a shit?
Love,
Elaine Tuttle Hansen
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