Friday, December 5, 2008

Duke part 7

kurt cobain,

look, every good doctor has priorities. you can't save all the people, all the time. i think bob marley wrote that.

at many points in your doctoral life, you'll have to make tough decisions about who to help. like when both J mcroberts and S randolph's kids come into your office in fifteen years (yes, they both already got women preggers. at least they can find some hole.) and are freaking out about wildly underachieving in their freshman seasons, you'll have to pick which one to counsel. The answer, of course, is neither. They both suck. Go read Deadspin.

debating between jim nantz and bob costas is like arguing about what's a better film, saw IV or saw V. (NOTE: my computer didn't have the "knife slash" font favored by the saw graphics people for the roman numerals. sorry.) you can discuss all you want, but in the end you're just going to want to throw up.

also, i have seen neither of these movies. apologizes to whatever yahoo directed them if they happen to be good.

billy corgan

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