Super powers, part one

Bernard Madoff,
If I could choose any super power, it would be the ability to read minds. Because then I could pick up any girl, by simply saying what she wanted to hear (not that this is much different than my current life...ish). It would be quite impressive. More on that later, I only put it in because it's in the subject line, implying that I would discuss it. I really only wanted to tell you about my weekend and to hear about yours.

I don't know who is a bigger scumbag, me or you?
Love,
Rod Blagojevich

Edited for clarity and hilarity.